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kill^^boi27 Thread Reader
Posts : 61 Join date : 2008-11-15 Age : 33 Location : bathroom
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:29 pm | |
| buang1: meg ako kuno ang nagdaog sa presidency election sa amirika.. buang2: baw!! 2od na mig? cnu naghambl cmu cna? buang1: ang ginoo. buang 3: (nabati an) "sang san o ta ka gnhambl noy?" | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| sang una: *mga bayi nga mistisa!
subong:
*basta ga raya ok na!
sang una:
*amoy melon!
subong:
*amoy habon!
sang una:
*laki ga gasto!
subong:
*bayi na pati pa plete! | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:03 am | |
| Q: why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: because they taste funny.
Q: what did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "dam!"
Q: what is a zebra? A: 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra. | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| si juan nag sulod sa restaurant.. sang nag labay xa sa kusina nakita ya ang mga ga luto nga gina patapan ang burger patty sa ilok!
dasig2 ya tawag ang manager:
juan: watdapak! anu ni man?! nga a gina patapan ang patty sa ilok aw?! ka GROSS na mu! SO GROSS GID YA! !@#$
manager: sir, kulang pa na.. lantawa lang kung panu gina buhu-an ang amun nga donut! | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| "handa akong ibigay ang init ng katawan na hinahanap mo at sisiguraduhin ko na hindi ka makakatulog"
- malandi nga kape | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:32 am | |
| nanay: anak...timplahan mo nga ako ng kape..
bata: barako ba ma??? (BARAC OBAMA!!)
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erap: hoy! ngaa wala ka namunyag!!!
hardinero: teh mr. president naga ulan...
erap: teh pamayong ka eh...
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migo 1: mig kita mo na ang pulis car hu...mag siga gani ang pula sa babaw hambalon mo ko ha?! migo 2: no problem
pagsiga sang suga:
migo 2: ara...wala...ara...wala...ara...wala...
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ano ba naman kayo...galing rin ako sa inyong katawan, pagkatapos nyo akong bilugin tatapon nyo lang ako... - pung it
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:14 pm | |
| guy: idelete ta na lang ka sa Friendster list nakon..
girl: nga man?
guy: teh kay di ko gusto nga asta friends lang ta.
aw!! bwahahah xD
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(use hand signals &facial expressions. silent mode ni xa gle.hehe)
am watchin you
am watchin you
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call me.
aw!! bwahaha xD
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Q: anu tawag muh sa tawo na la migo tas galagaw?
A: SINGLE ON TOUR.
aw. hhihihih xD | |
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| ayon kay AIAI
kung kaya nang iba...
ipagawa mo sa kanila!!!...
ang batang masipag..
pagod paglaki... | |
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n|nja08 Moderator
Posts : 1563 Join date : 2008-09-30 Age : 40 Location : ari sa tubang pc
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:01 pm | |
| UNGA:
nay,. toud bala ang first love never dies?..
ILOY:
ano pa!.. lantaw bala ang imo amay, first love ko na siya...
asta subog buhi pa ang dip*ta nya!..
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:29 am | |
| bata : nay kung wala ka dlungan ma aritos ka pa?
nanay : di na eh! baw!
bata: ti kung wala ka bi tudlo ma sinsing ka?
nanay: ay nanu! xmpre nd gid eh!
bata: ti nga a ga bra ka pa aw?
nanay: lintek! 2nga nalang balon mo! | |
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chuwi Tambay
Posts : 1729 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 34 Location : in the middle..
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| ^^^ nyAahaha..., kawais nga bata! | |
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britz Forum Addict
Posts : 429 Join date : 2008-10-08 Age : 41 Location : some 30kms north
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| Juan: kaina sa bus bla may gtindog nga tigulang.nkala-inan ko gni mg 2lok. Pedro: aah, te gn pa pungko mo eh no?? Juan: ah wla ah..nag piyong na lng ko >.< | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| alak
to muv it, muv it.
alak to muv it, muv it!! alak to muv it, muv it!! alak to muv it!
-ost madagascar escape to africa
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Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
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Erap: Isasauli ko tong nabili kong VHS tape. Clerk: Anong problema? Erap: Walang picture tsaka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata. Clerk: Anong title? Erap: Head Cleaner.
Driver to Erap: Boss, pakitingnan nga yung signal lights kung gumagana? Erap: Oo gumagana. Teka, sira. O gumana na naman.
Si Erap, nataihan ng ibon. Maid: Sir, eto po ang tissue. Erap: Pano mo pa pupunasan ang pohwet non e nakalipad na.
Mr. President, bakit po ba paika-ika kayong maglakad? Erap: I have high cholesterol. Sabi ng doktor, iwasan ko daw yung itlog.
Reporter: Sir, do you have any plans for the homeless? Erap: Of course, but the problem is, it is very hard to find them, they have no address.
Cabinet Member: Mr. President our population growth rate is alarming! There is 1 woman giving birth every minute. ERAP: We have to stop this, look for that woman!
Ramos: Erap may pasalubong akong 10 feet snake sa ** galing ng Australia. Erap: owwsss? pinagloloko mo ako eh..wala naman feet ang snake eh. | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:22 am | |
| NOEL : mag bata ko LEON i pangalan ko sa bata ko ah! para cool! baliskad dan sang ngalan ko!
NINO : akon ONIN ah! hahaha! mas cool! baliskad man daun sang ngalan ko!
TOTO : di manami na s2ryahon nyu! change topic pls! | |
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JeezMan Productions Admin
Posts : 596 Join date : 2008-08-26 Age : 41 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:10 pm | |
| anak: tay, ngaa rio ngalan ni manong haw?
tatay: kay sa hotel del rio sya gin himo....
anak: ah.... te ngaa sarta naman si manang?
tatay: kay sa sarabia naman sya ya gin himo...
anak: ah... te ngaa...
tatay(rudely interrupting): hipos na sofia ah! kadamo sa imo pamangkot! | |
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kentoy Forum Addict
Posts : 296 Join date : 2008-10-06
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| at the pool
may agi nga ga langoy sa pe klas nila.... pag butwa ya may nakita xa condom!
GAY: hoy! mga g*ga! sin o sa inyu nag otot?
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sa tindahan
GAY: nang! ma bakal ko bi longanisa!
TINDERA: ok ah! anu gus2 mo day? chop-chopon?
GAY: pak u! anu matyag mo sa buli ko alkansiya?! | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:46 am | |
| convo w/ my dad earlier this morningsai: diin tiro nyo bwas? tatay: lapaz sai: diin sa lapaz? tatay: sa ticud sai: diin ang ticud? tatay: sa lapaz. sai: | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:18 am | |
| 3 ka mango nga bayi kag isa ka lalaki...
boy: uy!!! teh ano suksukon mo sa boracay???
girl: topless ah...para sexy
boy: teh ikaw ya girl 2?...
girl 2: (nanumdum kag la na guid mapinsaran)...hmmm....bootomless ah...para sexy
boy: teh ikaw ya girl3??..
girl3: wala...burlesk.. | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:42 am | |
| convo w/ my dad part 2sai: diin ayun ang ticud? tatay: sa lapaz gane sai: argh! diin ang ticud? tatay: sa likod sai: sa likod sng? tatay: sa likod sng lapaz sai: ugh! diin ayun ang ticud? ano ang landmarks? tatay: well, if you talk about landmarks, damu to marks. | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:52 pm | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:13 pm | |
| some stuffs i remember in my high school days
Sir T: We're going to have our first friday mass. DNM: san o sir ang first friday mass? sa monday?
MJE: perfect ko na tne, gleng may sala ko.
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:10 pm | |
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britz Forum Addict
Posts : 429 Join date : 2008-10-08 Age : 41 Location : some 30kms north
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:20 pm | |
| multo: awooo...awoooo bata: wag po, wag po, natatakot po ako multo: kei, sorry _______________________________________________________ farmer: dok, ako c juan, yung pinagamit mo ng condom 2 yrs ago dok: oh baket? anong kailangan mo?? farmer: pwede na bang alisin?? _______________________________________________________ isa ka adlaw c g*go kag si mango nagpa alam-alam g*go: ngo, ngo, kung alam ka 2+9 b? mango: 9 eh.. g*go: 9 kuno..waaa palagpat! mango: te pila b? g*go: pati ah, 9 gd mn | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:59 pm | |
| ACTUAL COURT QUOTES
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral.
Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Did he kill you?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, sir. Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? | |
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atSai Tambay
Posts : 1204 Join date : 2008-10-04 Age : 35 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:20 pm | |
| Girl 1: what do you call a boy ladybug? Girl 2: confused. | |
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