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JeezMan Productions Admin
Posts : 596 Join date : 2008-08-26 Age : 41 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:40 pm | |
| Excuse Letters - Filipino
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.(comentaries in bold)
> My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. - hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?
> Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. - pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...siyet! Baka may rabies...
> Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. - A grabe to. Nasa kalindaryo pa ang edad ko kung ganon. Hahaha!
> Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. - ano daw????
> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. - hanapin natin!
> John has been bsent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. - bwehehehe... la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!
> Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. - Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!
> Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
> Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. -ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....
> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()s were crossed out.] - Sinabi na kasi LBM na lang e. Pasosyal pa kasi.
>I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I dont know what size she wear.
> Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. - Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!
> Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. - stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins siya.
> Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. - Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!
> Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. - hahaha, telenovela... bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...
> Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. - tangna!winner!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito? | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:02 pm | |
| excuses excuses excuses.. GASGAS NA NEH PO GINAGAMIT GYAPUN (amu na biskan matuod na xa, daw gwa nya alibi gyapun. HUWAAAHT. hohoho) .. gina migraine koh .. gina LBM koh .. gin typhoid si bro .. gina dysme koh .. gina gamit pa ni manang ang phone .. na aberiyah ang salakyan .. kapuy ko halin duty .. la ko load .. indi ko pala txt .. indi ko pala ym .. talagsa na lang ko ga net .. sakuh gd veh .. wala veh nka upod si anu .. wala veh gapasugot si pops .. indi veh gustoh ni mama .. wala color nga anu .. wala flavor nga anu .. ga adjust pa lang ko siguro .. i dont deal well pag under pressure .. teh kay gustoh ni anu .. teh kay hambal ni anu .. taga uma lang akuh .. taga vukid ko veh muh .. wala na sa amun kweba .. mas kewl veh .. bag-o lang ko bugtaw .. bag-o ko lang nabasahan msg muh .. matuon pa koh .. may project pa kami .. may symposium pa kami .. mapa check up pa koh .. la ko pa koh kapuli samun .. burtdi ni anu .. may (alive alive) prayer meeting pa kami .. wala load ila landline .. pwede mu man mabasa na kron .. pwede mu man pamati-an na kron .. pwede mu man butangan comment da kron .. kagina ka pa dah .. kagina pa koh d .. sponsored veh as always .. sila veh ang boss .. depende sa ila .. biskan diin lang .. biskan anu lang .. kabuot veh sa iya .. daw masaligan man xa aveh .. la ko kabalu .. la pakuh sa mood .. TRAFFIC ... damu pa nah??.. HOHOHOHO | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| sang h.s abi....
traffic number one excuse sakit tyan sakit ulo may nahospital may guinlubong bantay hospital na sore eyes msin di uso ang sore eyes nagpagabot ngipon..pero pagka bwas kumpleto ang ngipon
experiences:
klasmate ko:sir traffic jam sir: traffic jam man grade mo eh...ahahahah
2. the best guid ni....nursing volunteer may duty xa 12midniyt...teh nag tanaw xa ya tukar kag nag absent..pagka bwas
nurse: ma'am la ko ka duty kagab ima'am...kay wala may madul ong...sa guimbal pa dan kami head nurse: ngaa wala may madul ong??? nurse: nahubog tanan ma'am ako lng isa indi...
bwahahahahahaha.....yan! pamatay!!! | |
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n|nja08 Moderator
Posts : 1563 Join date : 2008-09-30 Age : 40 Location : ari sa tubang pc
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:52 pm | |
| aw aw aw!!... ari rason ko kng my gig asta SBNG. " BIRTHDAY " joi: ma mlakat ko anay,.. birthday xng migo/klsemyt ko. mama: birthday naman? joi: hou... damo friends ko dan.. hahahaha " PROJECT " joi: ma lakat ko anay,.. mama: din ka naman makd2 erbel?!(mdyo akig) joi: my project kami nga ubrahon xng klsemyt ko.. mama: project2x??!! bsi ma patikČ ka naman ha.. joi: wala nako ga 2kar ah... kis.a lang... mama: ti my kwarta kda?!..(akig) joi: wala gani... ngayo ko anay... hahaha effective until now... haha love you mom! | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:02 pm | |
| - nAShbuRn8 wrote:
- aw aw aw!!...
ari rason ko kng my gig asta SBNG.
" BIRTHDAY " joi: ma mlakat ko anay,.. birthday xng migo/klsemyt ko. mama: birthday naman? joi: hou... damo friends ko dan.. hahahaha
" PROJECT " joi: ma lakat ko anay,.. mama: din ka naman makd2 erbel?!(mdyo akig) joi: my project kami nga ubrahon xng klsemyt ko.. mama: project2x??!! bsi ma patikČ ka naman ha.. joi: wala nako ga 2kar ah... kis.a lang... mama: ti my kwarta kda?!..(akig) joi: wala gani... ngayo ko anay... hahaha
effective until now... haha
love you mom! ..mama's boi?? anu ang erbel? huwooooh!! | |
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n|nja08 Moderator
Posts : 1563 Join date : 2008-09-30 Age : 40 Location : ari sa tubang pc
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| - B wrote:
- nAShbuRn8 wrote:
- aw aw aw!!...
ari rason ko kng my gig asta SBNG.
" BIRTHDAY " joi: ma mlakat ko anay,.. birthday xng migo/klsemyt ko. mama: birthday naman? joi: hou... damo friends ko dan.. hahahaha
" PROJECT " joi: ma lakat ko anay,.. mama: din ka naman makd2 erbel?!(mdyo akig) joi: my project kami nga ubrahon xng klsemyt ko.. mama: project2x??!! bsi ma patikČ ka naman ha.. joi: wala nako ga 2kar ah... kis.a lang... mama: ti my kwarta kda?!..(akig) joi: wala gani... ngayo ko anay... hahaha
effective until now... haha
love you mom! ..mama's boi?? anu ang erbel? huwooooh!! wahaha... close ko ky ermat.. erbel<--- real name ko.. hahahaha | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:47 pm | |
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n|nja08 Moderator
Posts : 1563 Join date : 2008-09-30 Age : 40 Location : ari sa tubang pc
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:52 pm | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:23 pm | |
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n|nja08 Moderator
Posts : 1563 Join date : 2008-09-30 Age : 40 Location : ari sa tubang pc
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:48 pm | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:54 pm | |
| ^^^^ukie erbel ah..hihihi | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Excuses Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| ....kay gasakit tiyan ko daw na lbm ko, next time lng ....daw kainit eh, hindi na lng ....katugnaw beh, teh katalamad ....ay gaulan, sa dasun na lng ....daw gulpi nag lain matyag ko ah, indi na lng ....nabilin purse ko teh na late koh ....ka boring beh, tak an koh ....kadamu pa hilimuson, bwas lng ....kalayo toh, dire nalng ....kalapit mana dire, didto lng kay layo ....may gina ubra pa koh, teh hindi lng anay ah ....may kadtuan pa koh, sorry ....nahubog ko kay damo toh beh ilimnun teh kanugun ....ay naku, family day nah namon, cnxa gid ....ay birthday na cng lola koh, d pwede ....ay holiday na, teh ma pahuway ko nah |
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jhamiefloatie Tambay
Posts : 892 Join date : 2008-10-28 Age : 32 Location : Inside your imagination
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:05 pm | |
| naku... mga palusuuuut
strike may sakit [lbm,headache,fever,migraine] may libing[lolo,lola,tito,tita..] tsek-up
hahah.tsakto?? | |
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daud_2pipty Forum Addict
Posts : 366 Join date : 2008-11-06 Age : 36 Location : dindiin lang sa lilo// balay chuwi kun kis a
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:11 pm | |
| hala dumduman ko sang highschool...
nag excuse ko kay napatay lola ko....
after 1 month napatay naman liwat lola ko...
nahalata ni maam eh.. | |
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chuwi Tambay
Posts : 1729 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 34 Location : in the middle..
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| unforgettable excuse letter that i've ever read.. and to quote: "please excuse me for being absent yesterday because we followed the dead!" waAaahaha.. nakilubong siya gali.. nagsunod sa patay! haha... | |
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akockarl Forum Addict
Posts : 288 Join date : 2008-10-29 Age : 34 Location : sta barbara, iloilo
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:25 pm | |
| nadumduman q sang hyskul pls excuse me because i helped my mother cooked my father..nagluto gle cla sang kalanun pra sa paerts ya kay gaubra sa bukid tatay ya.. ahaha.. | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:29 pm | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:01 am | |
| @ B indi ka gid magpakali nga erbel real name ni joi? hwhhehehehe...
number 1 rason ko kay tatay kun may tukar sng una.
(through text ni ha) Ako: Tay, indi ko di ka tulog. Ma hingagaw kami thesis. Tatay: Ok. GBU. Indi mag patama kapoy da ha. Grade lng na.
tsk tsk... gina konsensya ko na pirme.... tsk tsk tsk...
may laktan kami tani ni tatay, pero may nanghagad nga ma inom sa 012.
(through text gyapon) Ako: Tay, alang2 ko guro, birthday ni Clive. mkad2 kami sa balay nila, may panyapon. Tatay: Ok. I greet lng ko sa iya.
puli ko mga 11 pm, bugtaw pa si tatay.
Tatay: Oh, nanawag si Clive. Mangkot xa kn diin ka. La xa gle kabalo nga birthday ya sbng? Ako: Ha? Indi ah, si Paul ya ang may birthday, sala guro text ko. Tatay: (silent)
hahaha!!
Naagahan ko hampang DOTA kag GTA sa Softlinks.. nag text miga ko.
GF: Diin ka na? Kapuli ka na? Ako: Huo bala mong, higda na ko di.
May nag hampak sa likod ko... ara GF ko! dakop2! hahaha!!
the best pa gid...
hulat namon barkada namon ga si Choco Roll:
(through text) Ako: Choc, din ka na? Choco Roll: Ri na jeep, trapik2 pa. Namreh: Tawgi bla sa blay nila. (kad2 sa payphone sa venus kag manawag) Ako: Ta, gud morning, si Julius ara? Mama ni Choco Roll: Ay sa banyo to, ga paligo pa.
Number 1 reason kn mag pahubog sbng:
(through text. la ko ga lisenxa nga harap-harapan) Ako: Tay, sako2 sa ubra, Overtime kami sbng.
hahaha!!!
la na ko ga rason kn mag absent sa skwelahan, la gyapon pulos mong... heheh | |
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B Moderator
Posts : 1898 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : likod lens
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:48 pm | |
| @indus: aw!! amu gd man atoh aw? wurd..ahaha
another gasgas excuse: kay amu atoh muh. bwahahaaa | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:08 am | |
| @ B huo, hehe...
pwede man... "ti kay amo na mong. may ma ubra pa ko da bla." weheheh | |
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bata batuta Moderator
Posts : 1325 Join date : 2008-10-02 Age : 38 Location : playground
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:52 am | |
| ambot??
basta..
- greatest and worst excuse of all time!!! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Excuses!!!! Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:24 am | |
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chuwi Tambay
Posts : 1729 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 34 Location : in the middle..
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:29 pm | |
| "kay... (hibi na lang dayun)" haha.. i usually cry to excuse myself from my mother's fury! haha... pagsulod sa pirtahan kung bal-an mu nga may sala ka kag indi ka na kapalusot, hibi ka na lang!! haha... *bingit! | |
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IndusGoth Tambay
Posts : 2511 Join date : 2008-10-11 Age : 37 Location : Yellow City
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:08 pm | |
| try ko man na bala... hahaha... | |
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JeezMan Productions Admin
Posts : 596 Join date : 2008-08-26 Age : 41 Location : Iloilo City
| Subject: Re: Excuses!!! Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:51 pm | |
| "mayo na lang na kay sa mag drugs ko!" - daw mayo man ni nga rason.... | |
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