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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:22 am

tried the link but it didnt work pre....

tga lilo na cya? she does look awfully familiar....

whahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:34 am

sa blay ko lng check.. ri ko ubra eh... wehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:06 am

hahaha.. taga iloilo na cla?... ari nyu ay.. hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:09 pm

@robot yummy palaman ba... albino
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:51 pm

la ko gyapon na lantaw kaw tulog ako gina... heheheh.. bwas na gid... hahaha

mas dali gid man maka kuha girls ang conyo aw??? kumpara bi sa regular guys out there...
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:56 pm

i don't think that she's from iloilo..

Manila Girl..

ginbasa ko ang tanan nga ginsulat niya!! tani wala na lang niya ginpilit nga mag-upod sa immersion kung amu man lang to tanan niya nga reaction!!! stupid!! bal-an niya nga maistar siya upod mga indigenous people... ano pa i-expect niya??? mayo kung tanan nga tao may kwarta pareho sa ila kay wala gid na siya may makita nga bata nga sip-unon, higko, kag baho!!! bagay sa iya, i-isolate sa lugar nga puro kauri niya lang ang ara!! whoever that tracy borres is, get yourself an attitude! poor you... tsk.. tsk.
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:04 pm

la ko pa na basa ang blog niya nga na... pero, kun basihan ko ang sulat ni chuwi, angag xa eh no?! kag pasalamat xa nga damo xa kwarta, anohon mo man galing ang damo2 nga kwarta, mapatay ka man gyapon... Smile

as to quote the Bible, i dont know the exact words, pero daw amo ni, "So what if if you gain the whole f***ing world, but you still lose you effin soul?!?"
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PostSubject: No. She's not from Iloilo:)   Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:30 pm

Dugay na ko wala ka hapit di ba...hehe damu na gali nagreply..haha sorry if mejo ulihi ko ya.

She's a student from Ateneo. Recently, I heard that she was featured in star or inquirer. She was interviewed about her fame among hate blogs. Her and the weird dude, Pablo Banila? Not super sure ha. I just heard from common friends. Arrow

When I read her blog, I think it was funny. haha I am not saying however that what she wrote was right. Plus, it was supposed to be for her and her friends lang. But apparently, one of her friends, spread it all over the World Wide Web. I guess it was just for fun, the reason why it was supposed to be private. Teh sila lang da nga mga friends magkailintindihan e. Kay sa ila, wala lang na ya. Hindi gd gina-mean bala to hurt or offend anyone.

I also heard that this "Ten Conyo-mandments" , gin sulat gid na sang isa ka tao tapos sya ang model sina.cheers

I actually met this girl. and mind you, she has taste in music. Popular musicians na gani iya nga mga kilala ya. You can also see her in gigs. Alamun pa na sya gani. sunny

and no we're not buddies or anything. damu lang gd kami common friends. plus gakilitanay kami sa mga gigs, parties or events. Miga ko na ang nautod sa picture nga nakablue. Bestfriend ko nga lalake diri barkada nya man. Boyfriend sang housemate ko barkada ya man. Gatambay na sya gani sa mga ala-Bolilao (sorry tsakto spelling ko sang Bolilao?) nga lugar sa manila. Teh di lang ko sure galing kung gagamit sya sang CR to eh. haha Mayo na sya nga tao actually. Teh anhun mo kay manggaranun. Teh syempre napadako sa tinlo nga lugar. wala lang gd sya guru kaexpectar nga amo na madatnan ya sa trip plus, hubog sya ya sang orientation. teh wala sya guru kabati na upod ya mga amo to na tao kag amo to iya nga palibot. Hahaha

Sala gid sang alcohol.... hahaha (kidding!)

Again, i am not writing this kay ginahambal ko nga wala sya sang sala. Like what someone said earlier in this thread, to each his own. Teh gin sulat ya to kay tani ila ila lang to ya. Anhun ya na bi kay naglapta. affraid cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:53 pm

"Like what someone said earlier in this thread, to each his own. Teh gin sulat ya to kay tani ila ila lang to ya. Anhun ya na bi kay naglapta."

yup... too bad... shit happens anyways.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 pm

yaya did u make charge my battery of my bengbeng? kasi im gonna laro airsoft on sunday eh....

-conyo airsofter hehehehe peace
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:15 am

^^ahahaha!! pugah!!

"OUCH! I said HIT nga nga eh! Bakit you keep on shooting pa at me?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:30 am

ooww! im so so sorry hindi kita na hear saying HIT! eh

hahahahahahahahhaa
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:33 am

yeah tsong u should have seen me kanina sa field i keep on tira the one na who doesn't make hit eh
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:34 am

shit pare! bakit namn you didn't call hit sa self mo?

hahahahahhaha mga l*nti nga conyo airsofter na gabaisay kay ga tig ahanay na hahahahahahaha cant beliv nga pati mga conyo dayaun hahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:06 am

“yup... too bad... shit happens anyways..”

I know right? But shit made her famous…imagine getting hundreds of hate blogs and emails everyday. Haha Classic. It got out of hand lang gd.




”mas dali gid man maka kuha girls ang conyo aw??? kumpara bi sa regular guys out there...”

This line soooo deserves to be posted as another topic…another thread of discussion. Haha but anyway…

First and foremost, lain gd ang conyo nga girl sa conyo na boy. If girls, they have this certain way of talking, boys naman are considered conyo if they exude a certain clean cut or sometimes preppy look….the look that says, “I’am rich”. Pero you won’t hear them use lines like “tusok tusok the fishball…”. Super rare gd na and if a guy uses lines like that, its not conyotic. It’s gay. Haha (kidding) But seriously, any girl wouldn’t want to hear her boy say, “Cause its so init naman kasi. That’s why kelangan ko make dala Yaya with me to make me payong while I play golf…”

Usually ang ga go for conyo boys conyo girls man. Galing kris-a daw makulbaan ka bala haw. Conyo na sya or agi? Hahaha Im not generalizing or anything ha...kris-a galing maconfuse ka kay sa vanity man bala nila…and next question naman da galing vanity? Inagi? Or maybe they were just raised with OA hygiene practices?

Hmmm cguro, ang point, hindi man gd na mas dali sila makakuha chicks compared to regular guys (or rockstars for that matter ;p haha), but kumbaga mas dali sila guru makakuha attention eh. Syempre, may ara gd mga girls, especially the well-off ones, na hindi pagsugtan nga magtaxi puli after gimmick. Or kumbaga, makakuha ka b duwa ka lalake, pareho gwapo, alam and all that pero ang catch, isa bi mas ok updon kay may madulong sa imo if late na, tas isa bi ya wala…so sometimes, daw mas plus points for them?

Sorry, if that sounded so..i dunno…materialistic. Pero what can we do amo gd na kris-a mo.

(and perks daan sa girls...haha)




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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:22 pm

i'm a regular guy and chicks dig me...

What a Face

haha... anyways...

they do grab attention... coz in this world, anything you do that is different from the norm will surely grabs someone else's attention...

sadly, damo ko kilala nga girls that prefers guys nga may salakyan, although bal-an nila kag bal-an man sng tanan nga pasakay lng ubra nila sa isa kag isa... hahaha...

and there is nothing wrong with being "clean"... Very Happy sang college ko, pawala lng ko sa tsura ko, indi nga wala ko ga paligo ah, pero maka paligo lng ko kag maka ilis ok na... pero subong kay ga ubra na ko, i need to look clean...ehehehe... amo na iban kis-a ma sal-an mo nga agi kay tungod sa tsura nila... Very Happy ang iban man ya, mas brusko pa sa snatcher, ga pang tulon man gali itlog...
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PostSubject: Re: Ten Conyo-mandments   Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:51 am

"i'm a regular guy and chicks dig me... "

HAHAHA NICE!

"they do grab attention... coz in this world, anything you do that is different from the norm will surely grabs someone else's attention... "

Amen to this:)

"ang iban man ya, mas brusko pa sa snatcher, ga pang tulon man gali itlog..."

HAHAHAHA

why some girls choose guys with cars?

1. materialistic sila
2. hambog sila
3. di sila kabalo magdrive or magcommute
4. scared mag taxi or jeep or tricycle. di kabalo magcommute.
5. wala kwarta pang commute

ambot ano pa iban na reason ah.hahaha
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PostSubject: huh???   Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:36 pm

here na me !!! where na you??

you're so kaka.........kakagigil!!

i forgot to bring any kanin......you're like an ulam kasi....

lol! lol! lol!
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